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RYOKO IWATA\nI ♥ COFFEE\nCOFFEE\nGIVES ME\nSUPERPOWERS\nAN ILLUSTRATED BOOK ABOUT\nTHE MOST AWESOME BEVERAGE ON EARTH COFFEE\nGIVES ME\nSUPERPOWERS\nAN ILLUSTRATED BOOK ABOUT THE MOST AWESOME BEVERAGE ON EARTH\nSIP IT SLOWLY.\nTHIS BOOK IS HIGHLY CAFFEINATED. SHOULD YOU PUT COFFEE IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW?\nDID YOU JUST WAKE UP?\nYES\nWILL YOU BE BORED LATER?\n(NO UPCOMING MEETING, FOR EXAMPLE)\nYES\nYOU DEFINITELY NEED TO PUT SOME COFFEE IN THAT GOOD-LOOKING FACE OF YOURS\nNO\nLIAR\nTHE FUTURE IS ALWAYS BRIGHT UNLESS THERE'S COFFEE IN IT\nNO\nHAVE YOU HAD ANY COFFEE YET?\nYES\nARE YOU SUPER BORED?\nYES\nARE YOU AT WORK?\nNO\nDID YOU JUST EAT A BRAIN MUFFIN AND ARE YOU STUCK IN FREEWAY TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW?\nYES\nYOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD OFF ON THE COFFEE FOR A BIT. YOUR BRAIN ON BEER vs. COFFEE\n\nHOW YOUR BRAIN WORKS\nThis part of the brain is called the cerebral cortex. The cerebral cortex controls complex thought, language, and decision.\n\nWhen alcohol hits your cerebral cortex, you feel less focused, but it helps your brain from all the distractions that normally occupy it.\n\nWhen caffeine comes in, the receptor binds with a chemical called adenosine affinite. \n\nWhat this means is... You become more CREATIVE! You have more ENERGY!! THE GOOD\nBeer makes you less worried about the world around you, which frees up your brain to make deeper connections and come up with great ideas.\n\nTHE BAD\nDrinking a couple of beers makes you less focused and decreases your memory.\n\nTHE BEST TIME TO DRINK\nBeer is good if you are searching for an initial idea.\n\nCoffee is good if you've already got an idea and just need to focus on the busyness.\n\nAlthough! DRINK TOO MUCH OF EITHER, AND YOU'LL LOSE THE BENEFITS OF BOTH.\nEVERYTHING IN MODERATION, FOLKS.\n\nCONCLUSION\nBeer is good for kickstarting your brain into coming up with great ideas. Coffee is good for executing those ideas. The best time to drink coffee according to science!\n\nYour body works on a rhythm and is guided by what is known as your CIRCADIAN CLOCK.\n\nYour circadian clock is a 24-hour hormonal cycle that occurs within your body. It tells you when it's time to wake, eat, sleep, and do a variety of other things. At a certain point in this rhythm,\ncortisol\nis produced—a hormone that makes you feel awake and alert.\n\nProduction of cortisol peak between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m.\nmeaning your body is naturally caffeinating itself (albeit without caffeine) during these hours of the day.\n\nIf you drink coffee at the same time that your cortisol levels are peaking the effects of caffeine will be greatly diminished since you're already experiencing a natural jolt.\n\nBy consuming caffeine when it is not needed, your body will build a tolerance to it faster and the buzz you get from it will greatly diminish.\n\nSo, if you find yourself sipping your daily caffeine dosage to get the boost you want, instead try drinking your coffee OFF-PEAK your cortisol levels have dropped, which happens a few times a day. The first drop occurs between 9:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.\n\nCORTISOL TIME COFFEE TIME\n6 A.M. 8 A.M.\n\n -------------------------\n9 A.M. 9 A.M.\n\n -------------------------\n10 A.M. 7 A.M.\n\n -------------------------\n3 P.M. 1:30 P.M.\n\n -------------------------\n\nCORTISOL TIME\n5 P.M.\n\n -------------------------\nCORTISOL TIME\n\nSLEEP TIME\n\nThe End! THE 6\nWORST TYPES\nOF COFFEE DRINKERS\n\n1. THE HIGH MAINTENANCE\nI'll have an extra-hot-no-whip-skinny-half-shot-hazelnut-venti-soy-blueberry-cappuccino.\nI'm gonna need that delivered to my castle in the next five minutes, preferably via pony.\n\n2. THE SNOB\nYou shouldn't drink coffee that's made by \"the corporations\", okay? Also, it's pronounced \"repsoso,\" not \"expresso.\"\nAlso, real coffee must first be cleaned in the tears of sacred Peruvian yuka.\nAlso, I have no friends. 3. THE OVER-CAFFEINATED NEWBIE\nI HAVE ACHIEVED EUPHORIA! I MET FROM THREE SIPS\nOF COFFEE!\nHOLY-COW-DON-YIPPEE I’M EXCITED!\nLet’s discuss business! Wait, where’s my mind?\nLet’s discuss the weather! Wait, never mind.\nLet’s vibrate in place and take turns shouting each other off in compensation! WEEEEE! HAAAA!! YES! THAT SOUNDS LIKE... https://linktoimage.com\n\n4. THE DARK LORD OF BLACK COFFEE\nFor centuries, I have drunk the shadows...\nI have tasted the somber, dripping souls of ten billion coffee beans.\nThere is no mercy in my plane of existence.\nThere is no sweet sugar.\nThere is only DARKNESS.\n\n5. THE DECORATOR\nI love coffee!\nActually, I love sugar, syrup, sprinkles, and all the other crap I put in to cover up the actual taste of coffee.\nSeriously, this cup is so over-sweetened I could be drinking bubbly cotton candy mixed with water and I’d never know the difference.\n\n6. THE STRESS JUNKIE\nI HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A YEAR, AND IF YOU GET BETWEEN ME AND MY COFFEE I WILL MURDER YOU AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO THE SQUIRRELS THAT NEST BEHIND MY HOUSE. 20\nNEATO FACTS WORTH KNOWING ABOUT\nCOFFEE\nCOFFEE WORLDWIDE\nThe world consumes 1.6 billion cups of coffee daily.\nOne-third of all coffee in the world comes from Brazil.\nCoffee is the second most traded product in the world after petroleum.\nThe world record for most coffee consumption is 82 cups in 7 hours.\n\nTOP COFFEE-DRINKING COUNTRIES\n1. Finland\n2. Norway\n3. Iceland\n\nTHE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE COFFEE\nBlack Ivory Coffee, which comes from elephant poop,\nis now the most expensive coffee in the world.\n2 cups for $50
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RYOKO IWATA\nI ♥ COFFEE\nCOFFEE\nGIVES ME\nSUPERPOWERS\nAN ILLUSTRATED BOOK ABOUT\nTHE MOST AWESOME BEVERAGE ON EARTH COFFEE\nGIVES ME\nSUPERPOWERS\nAN ILLUSTRATED BOOK ABOUT THE MOST AWESOME BEVERAGE ON EARTH\nSIP IT SLOWLY.\nTHIS BOOK IS HIGHLY CAFFEINATED. SHOULD YOU PUT COFFEE IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW?\nDID YOU JUST WAKE UP?\nYES\nWILL YOU BE BORED LATER?\n(NO UPCOMING MEETING, FOR EXAMPLE)\nYES\nYOU DEFINITELY NEED TO PUT SOME COFFEE IN THAT GOOD-LOOKING FACE OF YOURS\nNO\nLIAR\nTHE FUTURE IS ALWAYS BRIGHT UNLESS THERE'S COFFEE IN IT\nNO\nHAVE YOU HAD ANY COFFEE YET?\nYES\nARE YOU SUPER BORED?\nYES\nARE YOU AT WORK?\nNO\nDID YOU JUST EAT A BRAIN MUFFIN AND ARE YOU STUCK IN FREEWAY TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW?\nYES\nYOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD OFF ON THE COFFEE FOR A BIT. YOUR BRAIN ON BEER vs. COFFEE\n\nHOW YOUR BRAIN WORKS\nThis part of the brain is called the cerebral cortex. The cerebral cortex controls complex thought, language, and decision.\n\nWhen alcohol hits your cerebral cortex, you feel less focused, but it helps your brain from all the distractions that normally occupy it.\n\nWhen caffeine comes in, the receptor binds with a chemical called adenosine affinite. \n\nWhat this means is... You become more CREATIVE! You have more ENERGY!! THE GOOD\nBeer makes you less worried about the world around you, which frees up your brain to make deeper connections and come up with great ideas.\n\nTHE BAD\nDrinking a couple of beers makes you less focused and decreases your memory.\n\nTHE BEST TIME TO DRINK\nBeer is good if you are searching for an initial idea.\n\nCoffee is good if you've already got an idea and just need to focus on the busyness.\n\nAlthough! DRINK TOO MUCH OF EITHER, AND YOU'LL LOSE THE BENEFITS OF BOTH.\nEVERYTHING IN MODERATION, FOLKS.\n\nCONCLUSION\nBeer is good for kickstarting your brain into coming up with great ideas. Coffee is good for executing those ideas. The best time to drink coffee according to science!\n\nYour body works on a rhythm and is guided by what is known as your CIRCADIAN CLOCK.\n\nYour circadian clock is a 24-hour hormonal cycle that occurs within your body. It tells you when it's time to wake, eat, sleep, and do a variety of other things. At a certain point in this rhythm,\ncortisol\nis produced—a hormone that makes you feel awake and alert.\n\nProduction of cortisol peak between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m.\nmeaning your body is naturally caffeinating itself (albeit without caffeine) during these hours of the day.\n\nIf you drink coffee at the same time that your cortisol levels are peaking the effects of caffeine will be greatly diminished since you're already experiencing a natural jolt.\n\nBy consuming caffeine when it is not needed, your body will build a tolerance to it faster and the buzz you get from it will greatly diminish.\n\nSo, if you find yourself sipping your daily caffeine dosage to get the boost you want, instead try drinking your coffee OFF-PEAK your cortisol levels have dropped, which happens a few times a day. The first drop occurs between 9:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.\n\nCORTISOL TIME COFFEE TIME\n6 A.M. 8 A.M.\n\n -------------------------\n9 A.M. 9 A.M.\n\n -------------------------\n10 A.M. 7 A.M.\n\n -------------------------\n3 P.M. 1:30 P.M.\n\n -------------------------\n\nCORTISOL TIME\n5 P.M.\n\n -------------------------\nCORTISOL TIME\n\nSLEEP TIME\n\nThe End! THE 6\nWORST TYPES\nOF COFFEE DRINKERS\n\n1. THE HIGH MAINTENANCE\nI'll have an extra-hot-no-whip-skinny-half-shot-hazelnut-venti-soy-blueberry-cappuccino.\nI'm gonna need that delivered to my castle in the next five minutes, preferably via pony.\n\n2. THE SNOB\nYou shouldn't drink coffee that's made by \"the corporations\", okay? Also, it's pronounced \"repsoso,\" not \"expresso.\"\nAlso, real coffee must first be cleaned in the tears of sacred Peruvian yuka.\nAlso, I have no friends. 3. THE OVER-CAFFEINATED NEWBIE\nI HAVE ACHIEVED EUPHORIA! I MET FROM THREE SIPS\nOF COFFEE!\nHOLY-COW-DON-YIPPEE I’M EXCITED!\nLet’s discuss business! Wait, where’s my mind?\nLet’s discuss the weather! Wait, never mind.\nLet’s vibrate in place and take turns shouting each other off in compensation! WEEEEE! HAAAA!! YES! THAT SOUNDS LIKE... https://linktoimage.com\n\n4. THE DARK LORD OF BLACK COFFEE\nFor centuries, I have drunk the shadows...\nI have tasted the somber, dripping souls of ten billion coffee beans.\nThere is no mercy in my plane of existence.\nThere is no sweet sugar.\nThere is only DARKNESS.\n\n5. THE DECORATOR\nI love coffee!\nActually, I love sugar, syrup, sprinkles, and all the other crap I put in to cover up the actual taste of coffee.\nSeriously, this cup is so over-sweetened I could be drinking bubbly cotton candy mixed with water and I’d never know the difference.\n\n6. THE STRESS JUNKIE\nI HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A YEAR, AND IF YOU GET BETWEEN ME AND MY COFFEE I WILL MURDER YOU AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO THE SQUIRRELS THAT NEST BEHIND MY HOUSE. 20\nNEATO FACTS WORTH KNOWING ABOUT\nCOFFEE\nCOFFEE WORLDWIDE\nThe world consumes 1.6 billion cups of coffee daily.\nOne-third of all coffee in the world comes from Brazil.\nCoffee is the second most traded product in the world after petroleum.\nThe world record for most coffee consumption is 82 cups in 7 hours.\n\nTOP COFFEE-DRINKING COUNTRIES\n1. Finland\n2. Norway\n3. Iceland\n\nTHE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE COFFEE\nBlack Ivory Coffee, which comes from elephant poop,\nis now the most expensive coffee in the world.\n2 cups for $50